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My dad joke hit different today
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Mike T.New Dad
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Made the classic 'I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes' joke while supposedly watching the kids play in the backyard. Wife caught me actually asleep. Son then said 'Dad's not resting his eyes, he's resting his whole face.' The kid's got jokes now. I've created a monster.
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Ha, caught red handed. I try to sneak in power naps while cooking dinner at the stove. Wife always knows though. The 'resting my eyes' excuse never works when you're snoring.