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My kid asked me if I ever get scared
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Derek M.New Dad
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I said yeah, your mom when she's mad. He didn't get it but my wife heard from the other room and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. Worth it.
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I said yeah, your mom when she's mad. He didn't get it but my wife heard from the other room and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. Worth it.
You're walking a dangerous line my friend. I respect it but also, my wife would have handled me differently than your wife handled that one.
Worth it 100%. These are the jokes they'll remember when they're older, even if the punchline goes over their head now.
Ha, the couch is a small price to pay for dad comedy gold. My wife gives me that same look when I try to sneak one past her.
The fact that your wife heard you from the other room and didn't immediately respond is either a good sign or a dangerous one. Keep us posted on your survival status.
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Ha, the spousal fear factor. That's a solid answer though. I tried something similar once and let's just say I slept on the couch for a night.