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My kid asked me if I ever get scared
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Derek M.New Dad
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I said yeah, your mom when she's mad. He didn't get it but my wife heard from the other room and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. Worth it.
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I said yeah, your mom when she's mad. He didn't get it but my wife heard from the other room and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. Worth it.
Ha, the spousal fear factor. That's a solid answer though. I tried something similar once and let's just say I slept on the couch for a night.
The fact that your wife heard you from the other room and didn't immediately respond is either a good sign or a dangerous one. Keep us posted on your survival status.
Worth it 100%. These are the jokes they'll remember when they're older, even if the punchline goes over their head now.
Ha, the couch is a small price to pay for dad comedy gold. My wife gives me that same look when I try to sneak one past her.
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You're walking a dangerous line my friend. I respect it but also, my wife would have handled me differently than your wife handled that one.