My kid asked me if I was a magician
I said 'why' and he goes 'because whenever I want to tell you something, you disappear.' Absolutely got roasted by my 8 year old. I wasn't even doing anything, just in the bathroom for like 2 minutes. Kids are savage.
This is a wake-up call right here. My kids have said similar stuff and it makes you reevaluate priorities pretty quick.