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My kid asked me if I was a magician
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MarcusRegular
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I said no why? He said because whenever you go to work my mom says you disappear. I'm sleeping on the couch now but the joke landed perfectly.
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I said no why? He said because whenever you go to work my mom says you disappear. I'm sleeping on the couch now but the joke landed perfectly.
The fact that you can laugh about sleeping on the couch after a roast like that says a lot about you as a dad. That's comedy gold.
Kids have a way of hitting you right where it hurts without even meaning to. That's a solid joke though, the couch is worth it.
Ouch but also that's hilarious. Your kid just roasted you perfectly and you're out here sleeping on the couch but smiling about it.
That's funny but also ouch. The divorce dad jokes hit different, my man. At least your kid's got a sense of humor about it. Mine just ask why I'm not at the house anymore.
Okay that's actually hilarious. Sleeping on the couch is a small price to pay for that setup. Your kid's comedy game is strong.
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Haha your kid just roasted you. The couch is probably worth it honestly.