My kid asked me what's for dinner

This is basically my entire parenting strategy at this point. Dad jokes are a way of life. The eye roll is just a bonus that means you nailed it.

Haha, I pull that kind of thing all the time and my kids just stare at me like I've lost it. You're in good company with the dad jokes nobody asked for.

The fact that you're still laughing about it is what matters. That's peak dad energy right there.

That's the kind of joke that'll embarrass her when she's older but she'll remember it forever. Keep them coming.

Ha, that's the kind of joke that's way funnier to us than to them. My daughter is 2 months old but I'm already practicing my material. She's going to hate me in like 5 years.

The fact that YOU'RE still laughing is what matters. That's the true dad win right there. Kids will appreciate these jokes eventually... probably when they're dads themselves.