I said 'food' and she didn't laugh. Wife said I'm not funny. Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree because neither does my sense of humor apparently.
Wait till your kid gets a little older, these jokes hit different when they understand the punchline. Right now mine just stares at me but I'm not stopping, the funny train keeps rolling.
Dude, the 'food' answer is comedy gold to me. My two kids are starting to appreciate my humor now that they're older, so there's hope for you yet. Wife might never come around though lol.
Haha man, I feel this in my soul. My kids roll their eyes at me all the time but I keep the dad jokes coming anyway. That's kind of the job description right? Keep swinging, brother.
Your wife's not wrong but also... that's kind of the whole point? The groan is the goal. You're officially a dad now.
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Ha, the classic dad joke fail. My kids groan at literally everything I say, but that just means I'm doing it right. Keep the terrible jokes coming.