My kid asked me why I was reading instructions
I told him I was looking for a way to return him. He didn't laugh but my wife did. Pretty sure I'm winning at this parenting thing.
I told him I was looking for a way to return him. He didn't laugh but my wife did. Pretty sure I'm winning at this parenting thing.
That's classic dad right there. My wife groans at my jokes too but I know she's laughing on the inside. The return policy bit is gold, definitely using that one.
Ha, that's a solid burn. The fact that your wife laughed is the real win here. Kids at that age don't get dark humor yet but they will eventually.
That's actually pretty funny though. The instructions thing is a good one. You're in trouble if he tells his friends and they start teasing him about it at school.
Your wife getting it is what counts. Kids need to learn that sarcasm and funny observations don't always land on the first try. You're teaching him something.
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Ha, that's the move. Jokes don't have to land with the kid to be a win. You're building memories even if he's not laughing yet, trust me.