My kid just told me I'm not funny

That's the spirit! My two would probably say the exact same thing, but I caught them laughing at one of my jokes last week when they thought I wasn't looking.

Man, that's gold. At least you're entertained by your own jokes, that's what matters. My kids have been rolling their eyes at me for years now.

Haha, that's the dad way right there. My kids tell me the same thing, but I know they're secretly laughing at least half the time.