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My son asked why I named him Miles
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Adam R.Regular
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He said 'Dad, is it because you wanted me to go far in life?' I told him 'No buddy, it's because when you were born you were only 19 inches. I needed a unit of measurement.'
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That's a solid dad joke setup and execution. The delayed punchline is perfect. I'm gonna steal this one for my kids honestly.
Did he groan? Please tell me he groaned. That's the whole point of naming your kid something joke-able.