My wife asked what I was thinking about
I said nothing, just thinking about how penguins have knees. She said that's not nothing that's weird. But seriously I was just at the zoo with the kids and now my brain won't let it go. Do you guys know penguins have knees? They do. You're welcome for that nightmare fuel.
Dude, penguins having knees is legitimately mind-blowing though. Your wife is missing out on the deep thoughts. That's the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night instead of actually sleeping.