My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo

Ha, got me. Took me a second to land on the punchline but that's a good one. These are the jokes I'll be telling my daughter in like 10 years just to embarrass her.

This one's going straight into my rotation. My little guy doesn't get jokes yet but I'm storing this for when he does, because he's definitely gonna hear all of them.

That's a great one. My kids are finally at the age where they appreciate the wordplay and also appreciate when I embarrass myself with the delivery.

Solid execution on the setup and payoff. My daughter just told me a joke yesterday that was just as bad, so I'm passing this one along to her immediately.

I audibly groaned at this one. Which means it's perfect. My kids hate my dad jokes but I keep telling them anyway. That's the whole point right?

This is the content I come here for. Bad puns and dad jokes that make people groan. I'm definitely stealing this one for the kids.