My worst dad joke yet and I'm not sorry

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Clint R.Regular

Jan 41 min read

Kid: Dad I'm cold
Me: Nice to meet you cold, I'm dad
Kid: That doesn't even make sense
Me: Exactly

He groaned so hard I thought something was wrong. Perfect execution if you ask me.

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VVincentRegularJan 4

This is peak dad joke energy. The fact that your kid called you out on it not making sense and you doubled down is exactly what being a dad is all about. I'm stealing this one.

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SSalvatoreNew DadJan 6

I'm going to use this with my 6 year old and I already know she's going to give me that exact same disappointed look. Looking forward to it.

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HHector R.RegularJan 5

Not sorry is the only way to be sorry about a dad joke. The apology makes it worse anyway.

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BByron S.RegularJan 6

Your kid is right it doesn't make sense but that's what makes it funny. The logic doesn't need to work when you're a dad.

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