Took my boys to get ice cream and when they asked what I wanted I said 'I scream for ice cream' and just stared at them. My oldest literally groaned so loud the server laughed. This is what being a dad is about.
I'm stealing this one. After working nights all week I need wins like this to feel sharp with the boys during the day.
That's the kind of joke I'd draw on a napkin and slip into their lunch box. The groan is basically a standing ovation in dad currency.
That's a classic. The groans are worth it. My kids hate my ice cream jokes but I keep doing them anyway.
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With twins I've learned that the eye roll is actually them trying not to laugh. You nailed it.