Nothing says parenting like running through Target in last night's clothes

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6d ago1 min read

Realized at checkout I was wearing the same shirt from yesterday, hair looks like I stuck my finger in a socket, and I smell vaguely of spit up. Cashier didn't even blink. She knows. We all know.

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DDerek M.Regular4d ago

This is real dad energy right here. I once walked into my kid's school pickup looking like I'd been through a wind tunnel. Fashion is a luxury we don't have anymore.

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BBrett M.New Dad5d ago

Dude, I was at Target yesterday in workout shorts that I'm pretty sure violated a dress code somewhere. My daughter didn't even acknowledge me, just looked away like I was a stranger. The checkout lady definitely noticed though.

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KKyleRegular5d ago

At least you made it to Target. I'm impressed. That's a win in my book these days.

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