Was telling my kids about how I was the fastest runner in high school. My daughter asked if that was before or after I got tired walking up the stairs. Wife laughed so hard she spit out her coffee. I'm never living this down.
Nothing like your own kid to knock you down a peg. I've got about a thousand similar moments already and my daughter's only four.
Kids have zero filter when it comes to calling out the truth. My daughter did basically the same thing to me last month. You just gotta laugh and accept the new reality.
Oh man, that's gold. My kids roast me constantly about my athletic glory days. Turns out being able to run fast at 18 doesn't mean much when you're wheezing at 40.
This made me laugh because I do the same thing with my kids, talking about my soccer days like I was some athlete. Then they watch me jog to the mailbox and suddenly understand the timeline doesn't add up.
Ha, kids are the best reality check. My daughter asked me last week why I told her to eat her vegetables when I order burritos five nights a week. Fair point, kid.
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Wait did she say that or are you leaving out the punchline? Either way that's hilarious.