Only dads understand the panic of a blowout diaper at the grocery store

I was in the checkout line yesterday with my 2 year old and I literally felt it happen. The smell hit me like a wave. One of those massive blowouts that goes up the back and down the legs. And of course I only had one diaper in the car and I was still in the store. Ended up carrying my kid like a football through the aisles to the bathroom trying not to make eye contact with anyone. Worst part? My wife thought it was hilarious when I told her. Said I looked like I was running a football drill. Dad life is no joke people.