Took my kids to Chipotle and my 4 year old comes out of the bathroom yelling DAD I POOPED SO LOUD. The entire restaurant heard. I just smiled and pretended I didn't know him. Pretty sure that's what being a dad is all about.
Chipotle bathroom announcements are like a rite of passage. My oldest did something similar when he was that age. You'll laugh about this for years.
This is comedy gold. Your kid doesn't understand the concept of an inside voice in a restaurant yet and honestly that's the funniest part. At least he was excited about it.
Haha I'm dying. At least he was proud of his accomplishment? Mine just leaves the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands so I guess we all have our battles.
This is the kind of stuff that makes parenting worth it honestly. The embarrassment is temporary but the story is forever.
LOL this is peak dad life right here. My 5 year old did something similar at Target last week and I just wanted to disappear into the floor. The innocent loudness of kids has no filter.
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Oh man, I've been there. My 4yo announced his bathroom situation at Costco once. The joys of having young kids. Everyone within 20 feet knew about it.