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Archie K.Regular
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Waiter asked how our meal was and I said 'So good I forgot to pretend to enjoy my kids company.' My wife kicked me under the table but the waiter laughed. That guy gets it.
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Waiter asked how our meal was and I said 'So good I forgot to pretend to enjoy my kids company.' My wife kicked me under the table but the waiter laughed. That guy gets it.
That's gold, the waiter laughing says it all. Your wife's table kick is basically her way of saying she loved it even though she had to keep a straight face.
Nailed it. Honest humor is the best kind and that waiter definitely heard worse complaints that night. The fact that it landed means you're doing restaurant dad right.
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I actually laughed out loud at this one. That's the kind of thing I'd say and immediately regret but also be super proud of at the same time.