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Restaurant waitress almost kicked me out
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Luke N.Regular
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Waitress asked how the food was and I said 'it's going down pretty well.' She smiled. Then I added 'which is good because my esophagus doesn't work sideways.' My wife put her face in her hands. The waitress did not come back for like 20 minutes.
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Haha that's a good one. The best part about dad jokes is when they're so bad that people can't help but laugh anyway.