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Son asked me if I was asleep with my eyes open
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Derek M.New Dad
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I was just sitting on the couch for like five minutes of peace and he thinks I'm a broken robot. He's not totally wrong though.
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I was just sitting on the couch for like five minutes of peace and he thinks I'm a broken robot. He's not totally wrong though.
That's hilarious. My son once asked if I was 'running low on battery.' I told him yeah and he went to get his action figures to keep me company. That one hurt in the best way.
Five minutes of peace is sacred territory. Don't let him know he broke the code. My daughter walked in on me doing the same thing and now she checks my pulse every time I sit still.
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Broken robot is actually a fair assessment at that point. I've been there. When you haven't had a quiet moment in 12 hours you basically are just a machine running on fumes.