The backyard pool incident
My kids wanted to go swimming so I filled up the kiddie pool. About 20 minutes later my son comes up to me dripping wet looking devastated. I ask what's wrong and he says 'Dad the pool didn't work, I couldn't dive in it.' I'm looking at this pool that's literally 18 inches deep and he really thought he could do a full dive. My wife laughed so hard she spit out her coffee. I tried to explain buoyancy but he's convinced I bought a broken pool.
Oh no what did he say? I can only imagine a kid coming out of a kiddie pool with something to report. The suspense is killing me here.