Son walks in while I'm in the shower and asks 'Dad why do you close the curtain?' I tell him 'So you don't see me naked.' He thinks for a second and goes 'But I already know what you look like, you look like a big hot dog.' I'm never recovering from this.
Haha, that's a good one. My 5 year old asked me the same thing last week and I froze for a second trying to figure out how to answer without making it weird. Kids have a way of asking questions that catch you completely off guard.
So my response was basically 'for privacy, buddy' and he goes 'but I can still see your head' like that solved everything. The shower curtain debate in our house is real.
This is comedy gold. The innocence is perfect. These are the moments that stick with you way more than any gym session ever will.
That's hilarious. Kids logic at its finest. Wait till he realizes why he closes the bathroom door when he gets older.
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This is gold. My son walked in on me the other day and asked if I was taking a bath with my clothes on. The logic of a 3 year old is something else.