The Bathroom Scale Incident
Stepped on the scale this morning and my son walks in and goes 'Dad are you getting fatter?' Not exactly the morning motivational speech I was hoping for. I said 'No buddy, I'm just getting closer to the ground.' He seemed satisfied with that answer. The accuracy of children's observations is terrifying.
Ouch. Kids say what they're thinking without any filter. That's rough though man. Hopefully you can laugh about it later but I get that it stings in the moment.