The bedtime negotiation is real
My 4 year old tried to tell me he needs exactly 7 more minutes of play time before bed because he's 'still 3 in kid minutes'. When I said no he goes 'Dad that's not very math of you'. I don't know what that means but I feel like I got owned by a preschooler. He still went to bed on time though so I'll take the W.
Seven minutes! That's actually pretty tame negotiation if you ask me. My 5 year old tried to convince me that bedtime doesn't apply on Tuesdays because it's not a school night. The logic these kids come up with though, right?
Haha I fell for this one last night. Kid said he needed to show me his drawing before bed. Twenty minutes later we're having a full conversation about dinosaurs. Now I just say five minutes total, no negotiations.