The cereal aisle destroyed me today
My son pointed at Lucky Charms and said "Dad those marshmallows look magically delicious." I said "No buddy that's the tagline, you gotta come up with your own material." Then he hit me with "Well YOU look magically delicious" and I almost fell over. He's 6. I'm being out-dad-joked by a kindergartener.
The cereal aisle is basically a battlefield. My three kids have turned it into a full negotiation every single trip. Lucky Charms always wins somehow.