The cereal aisle incident
Took my daughter grocery shopping yesterday and she grabbed a box of Lucky Charms. I told her 'those are just regular oats with diabetes added.' She looked at me dead serious and said 'dad that's literally just you describing food.' I think I've been out-dadded. My wife is not letting me live this down.
Haha, kids have no filter but they're usually right. Mine would've asked why we can't just buy the diabetes then and skip the oats part.