The cereal aisle incident
Took my daughter grocery shopping yesterday and she grabbed a box of Lucky Charms. I told her 'those are just regular oats with diabetes added.' She looked at me dead serious and said 'dad that's literally just you describing food.' I think I've been out-dadded. My wife is not letting me live this down.
Ha, I can picture this whole conversation. What'd she say when you nixed the Lucky Charms?