The cereal aisle tragedy
Went to the store with my 5 year old and she asked why there were so many cereal choices. I told her 'because there are a lot of choices in life and you have to pick wisely.' She picked Froot Loops. Then I realized I sound like my dad and I'm not even 40 yet.
The cereal aisle with a 5 year old is basically a hostage situation. So many options and they want the one with the most sugar.