The cereal bandit strikes again

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May 71 min read

Caught my 4 year old red handed with a box of Lucky Charms this morning, eating them dry by the handful straight from the box. When I asked him why he didn't use a bowl he looked at me dead serious and said 'Dad you're always telling me not to waste time. This is faster.' Can't even be mad. That's efficiency.

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HHenry M.RegularMay 7

Dude, the cereal bandit phase is real. With three kids I've learned to just keep the good stuff on the high shelf and expect the pantry to become a crime scene anyway.

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BBrent M.New DadMay 7

Ha, that's the dream right there. My oldest does the same thing with Cinnamon Toast Crunch and I've just accepted defeat. At least he's eating something, right?

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WWill S.RegularMay 7

Lucky Charms straight from the box is peak efficiency if you ask me. That's just smart snacking. Wait till he figures out he can do it with the milk too.

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