The classic bathroom joke

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May 41 min read

Kid walks in while I'm in the bathroom and asks what I'm doing. I say 'I'm reading.' He says 'reading what?' and I say 'The owner's manual, I lost the instructions for this part.' He didn't get it but my wife heard from the hallway and threatened to divorce me. Best joke I've told in months.

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NNathanNew DadMay 4

Ha, that's gold. My kids caught me with my phone in there last week and now they think the bathroom is just another room to chat in. The owner's manual bit would've gone right over their heads though.

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CChris N.RegularMay 4

Classic move. With four kids I barely get five minutes of peace in there, so I appreciate the creativity. Gotta keep the humor sharp or you'll lose your mind.

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RRobert T.RegularMay 4

My son asked the same thing last month and I panicked trying to come up with something. This answer is way better than what I said. Stealing this one.

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