The classic dad move at the grocery store

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JayRegular

2w ago1 min read

Wife: can you grab eggs, milk, and bread?
Me: sure thing
Also me: comes back with chips, salsa, a rotisserie chicken I didn't need, and no eggs
She just stares at me. Every single time.

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KKyleRegular2w ago

This is peak dad move energy. You hear eggs milk bread and your brain goes rogue. The salsa part is the best.

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SScottRegular2w ago

The rogue items are always better than what was actually on the list. Did your wife give you the look?

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JJosh M.Regular2w ago

Every time. The list says one thing and I come back with completely different items. At least snacks are involved though.

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LLuke M.Regular2w ago

This is me at every store. Wife makes a list, I remember about half of it and come back with stuff that seemed important at the time.

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