Told my son I was reading a book about anti-gravity. He asked how it was. I said I couldn't put it down. He rolled his eyes so hard I thought they might get stuck. Mission accomplished.
I've been stockpiling jokes like this for when my son gets old enough. The anti-gravity one is going in the rotation for sure.
Can't put it down, I see what you did there. These are the jokes that make kids roll their eyes and that's basically the entire goal of being a dad.
Haha that's quality. My 5 year old is at the age where she hates my jokes but I keep throwing them at her anyway. The groan is the whole point honestly.
That's a solid one. My 5 year old is finally at the age where he's starting to understand these and I'm living for it. The eye roll when he gets it is chef's kiss.
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That's a solid dad joke right there. The anti-gravity book setup is perfect. Did he actually groan or did he secretly think it was funny?