New Balance shoes, khaki shorts, and a polo shirt with a mysterious stain I can't explain. I didn't plan this. It just happened. Now I understand why my dad dressed like this.
The mysterious stain is just part of the uniform at this point. Between three kids and little league, my khakis have seen things I can't explain.
Dude this is so real. I've got a newborn and a toddler and I'm already rocking New Balance and mystery stains on everything. Didn't think I'd become this guy but here we are.
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Wait until you realize you actually like the New Balance shoes because they're comfortable. That's when you know you've fully transformed into a dad.