The dad uniform is real
I'm wearing New Balance sneakers, khaki cargo shorts, and a polo shirt that's just a little too big. My wife took one look at me and said 'the transformation is complete.' I didn't even do it on purpose it just happened. Started packing a vest with pockets last week. This is who I am now.
Man you just described me exactly. New Balance, cargo shorts with like six pockets I never use, and a polo from some company event three years ago. My wife says I dress like I'm about to go fix something in the garage but I'm just going to Costco.