I'm wearing New Balance sneakers, khaki cargo shorts, and a polo shirt that's just a little too big. My wife took one look at me and said 'the transformation is complete.' I didn't even do it on purpose it just happened. Started packing a vest with pockets last week. This is who I am now.
Haha the transformation is complete once you hit that uniform combo. I'm right there with you in the New Balance zone. At least board game night means I'm dressed down and comfortable while beating my kids at Catan.
Wait till your wife sees you fully embracing the cargo shorts life. The polo that's just a little too big is the final form though, you're basically a dad now officially.
The polo shirt being just a little too big hits different. It's like we all shop at the same exact store without coordinating.
I feel attacked right now. The New Balance is real though. Super comfy for chasing my kid around.
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Man you just described me exactly. New Balance, cargo shorts with like six pockets I never use, and a polo from some company event three years ago. My wife says I dress like I'm about to go fix something in the garage but I'm just going to Costco.