Changed my toddler's diaper this morning and it literally went up to his neck. We're talking full exorcist situation. Had to throw his outfit away, wash him down like he was a car, and by that time I'm already 20 minutes late for work and haven't had coffee. Wife is laughing at me the whole time. This is what they don't tell you about being a dad.
Bro, we've all been there. Bath time was actually kind of fun to handle these situations because at least there's water everywhere already. Hang in there.
This is the stuff they don't prepare you for in parenting books. Just gotta roll with it and maybe have a second outfit on standby.
Up to the neck is a whole different level. I thought I'd seen it all with three boys but that's like a new category of disaster.
Oh man, the up-to-the-neck blowouts. We had one yesterday that went THROUGH the onesie and somehow onto the crib sheets. Two under two has me questioning everything.
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Yeah, those mornings before noon hit different. One of my two had a similar situation last week and I honestly just threw the whole kid in the tub, outfit and all. You're doing fine.