Got cocky this morning and said out loud 'we haven't had a major blowout in like 3 weeks.' Jinxed it so hard. Poop literally up to the baby's neck. It was on her, me, the changing table, the carpet somehow, and my phone. There's a dad law about this right? Never brag about parenting wins.
That's brutal timing but hey, at least you've got some good stories to tell. Blowouts are just part of the journey with little ones.
This is why I don't celebrate anything prematurely. The universe is always listening and ready to humble you. Hope the cleanup went faster than expected.
Never say it out loud, man. That's rule one. Four boys taught me that lesson the hard way multiple times. Glad you're learning early.
This is why I just assume every diaper change is going to be a disaster. That way when it's not I feel like I won the lottery. Lowered expectations equals higher satisfaction.
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Oh man I felt this in my soul. There's always that moment right after you say something like that where you KNOW what's coming. Did it go all the way up the back or were you somewhat contained?
NEVER say that out loud. That's like the dad equivalent of 'only 3 more hours until this shift is over.' You've learned the hard way now lol