The diaper blowout that changed everything

So I'm at the grocery store with my 3mo old and obviously a massive blowout happens. I'm in the middle of aisle 7 with nothing but a small wipe container. Wife texts me asking what's taking so long and I reply 'Let's just say I'm having a crappy time.' Took me 20 minutes to clean up and I'm pretty sure an employee was judging me the whole time. Parenthood is glamorous.