The Great Grocery Store Incident of 2024
So I'm at Kroger with my 6 and 8 year old. My youngest points at the rotisserie chickens and goes 'Dad why are those chickens in jail?' I said 'what do you mean buddy' and he's like 'because they're behind bars!' I actually had to sit down on a bench in the produce section because I was laughing so hard. Other shoppers thought something was wrong with me. Best five bucks I ever spent on a rotisserie chicken.
This is the content we need. Public embarrassment at the grocery store with two kids in tow is basically a rite of passage. At least you can laugh about it now.