The great yogurt spill incident of 2024
My 3 year old knocked over her entire yogurt container at breakfast and it went EVERYWHERE. On the floor, her clothes, the dog, everywhere. Without thinking I said 'Well that's what I call a yogurt emergency. We need to call the Yo-Guard!' She thought this was hilarious so she's now repeating 'Yo-Guard' over and over while I'm cleaning yogurt out of the baseboards. Dad humor saves lives.
Oh man the yogurt incidents. My 3 year old did almost the exact same thing last month and we found yogurt in places for DAYS. The floor, the chair legs, somehow in her hair. Pro tip: paper towels are your friend here.