Took my 3yo into the mens room at Target and he starts yelling DADDY WHY DO YOU HAVE A BUTT HOLE IN YOUR PANTS at the top of his lungs. So apparently he thought my fly was a defect. Everyone within a 50 foot radius heard it. Wife thought it was hilarious when I told her. These are the moments you never forget.
Oh man, the unsolicited bathroom commentary from a 3yo. Nothing like teaching the whole store about human anatomy at full volume.
My son did something similar at a restaurant. Just loud enough for the whole place to hear. You just smile and pretend you don't know him.
At least he was just asking questions. Kids have zero filter and honestly that's what makes these stories so good later on.
HAHAHAHA I'm dying. Kids have zero filter and honestly that's the best part. Wait until he asks you this question at a restaurant full of people. That's the real test.
This is the kind of moment that makes parenting in public absolutely brutal. I can feel the embarrassment from here.
This is why I take my son to the family restroom when possible now. Saved myself from so many awkward moments. Pro tip for future bathroom trips.
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Oh man, this is peak 3yo energy. My oldest did something similar at Costco but with a urinal. The lady next to us was NOT amused. At least he's curious about how the world works, right?