I said nah man I'm just here to pick up milk and eggs. She looked confused. Took me 20 minutes to realize she meant plastic bags not the actual bags under my eyes from 3am feedings with the newborn. I'm exhausted and it shows apparently.
Man that's hilarious. The cashier probably tells that story to her coworkers all day. At least you made her laugh right
Bro I feel this in my soul. After 6am soccer practice before work my brain is like half scrambled anyway so honestly you're doing better than most of us lol
This is exactly the kind of dad joke that would take me 20 minutes to get too. My kids are at the age where they groan at everything I say so I feel your pain man.
Okay I'm confused now. Do you mean you didn't need bags or did you make a joke about bags? Because that setup sounds like it was leading somewhere and I need to know the punchline.
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Haha dude this is exactly the kind of brain fog I get after switching households mid-week. My kids would've roasted me for that one for sure.