The grocery store incident
Took my 6 year old to the store yesterday and he points at the rotisserie chickens and goes "Dad why are those chickens just standing there doing nothing?" I told him they're on a rotation. He didn't talk to me for an hour.
That's hilarious. Did you explain it to him or just let him figure out that was an awkward question? My kids say stuff that makes me want to disappear sometimes.