The grocery store incident
My 6 year old asked why they call it a "produce" section. I said "Because it produces fruits and vegetables." He looked at me like I had three heads. My wife just shook her head and walked away. Worth it.
My 6 year old asked why they call it a "produce" section. I said "Because it produces fruits and vegetables." He looked at me like I had three heads. My wife just shook her head and walked away. Worth it.
Man, that's the struggle with twins right there - I'm still working on material that lands with my two. Maybe give it a few years and he'll think you're hilarious.
I showed this to my coffee mug and it gave me the same look. Pretty sure that's dad joke gold though, keep em coming!
Ha, that's gold! My kids pull that face at me all the time when I try to be clever. At least you're planting the seeds for his sense of humor, even if he's not there yet.
The produce section joke hit right. That's the kind of dad humor that your kids will remember forever. They'll probably tell it to their own kids someday.
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Ha, that's actually a solid setup. Six year olds catch the dumbest stuff and then you can build on their confusion. Did your kid groan or actually get it?