The grocery store incident

So I'm at the store with my 6 year old and he's being extra goofy in the produce section. He picks up a watermelon and yells 'Dad look I found a GREEN BALL!' and then drops it. Watermelon explodes everywhere. The whole aisle just stops. He looks at me dead serious and says 'I guess that one wasn't very well rounded' then walks away. I raised that kid right.