My 4 year old asked me why the bananas were in bunches. I told him they needed to stick together because they were in a bunch of trouble. Wife gave me a look that could kill but he laughed for like 5 minutes straight. Best worst dad moment I've had all year.
This is perfect dad humor and you should feel zero shame about it. My 4 year old hasn't heard this one yet but I'm absolutely stealing it.
Ha, solid joke. And honestly the fact that your 4 year old was asking questions about bananas means he's thinking critically. The joke is just a bonus.
If this makes you the worst dad then I'm going to prison because I tell worse jokes than this every single day. Your son will remember this moment fondly, I promise.
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Not even close to the worst dad move. This is actually wholesome content right here. Kids need to hear corny stuff like this. It builds their humor.