I said 8 because I'm not hungry enough to eat 12. My kids stared at me like I just invented stupidity. Apparently that's not how it works anymore.
That's a dad joke hall of fame right there. My kids do the same eye roll when I tell them stuff like that. The fact that they're groaning means you're nailing the job.
Haha, solid joke though. The look they give you is the real victory in these moments.
Okay but that joke is legitimately clever. The pizza place probably heard that one before but it doesn't make it less true. Eight slices is the way.
The fact that you dropped that at a restaurant with an audience is peak dad energy. Did anyone else laugh or was it just the kids staring at you in silence?
That's actually pretty funny. Your kids' reaction is the best part because they're at that age where they're starting to realize dad jokes are their own special brand of humor.
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This made me laugh out loud. My 7 year old gave me that same exact stare when I told him my dad joke about the scarecrow.