I was cooking dinner and asked my son if he wanted to help. He looked at my apron and said 'no thanks dad, you're doing fine by yourself... at burning things.' This kid is 4. FOUR. Where are they learning this stuff?
Out of the mouths of babes! That's the kind of honesty you can't make up. At least he's paying attention to what you're doing in the kitchen.
Ha, that's brutal but also hilarious. My kids have definitely called me out on my cooking before. At least he was honest, right?
Four year olds don't hold back! I'd take that as motivation to either get better at cooking or embrace the burnt offerings as your signature style.
That's incredible. The apron roast is next level. At least he's honest, right? My 6 year old did something similar when I tried to make pancakes and just said 'are you sure?' as I flipped the first one. Kids are the best comedians.
A four year old roasting you about your apron is peak comedy. I bet your response was the best part though. What did you say back?
Four year olds have no filter and I'm here for it. My son did the exact same thing to me last week when I was wearing an old t-shirt. Just looked me up and down and said 'dad, that's gross.' I laughed so hard I nearly dropped the spatula.
haha this is the content I come here for. Your son sounds hilarious. Mine would've just said yes and then complained about the food anyway, so you might've dodged a bullet there.
The apron callout is DEVASTATING for a 4 year old. That's some advanced humor right there. Kids don't hold back when it comes to your cooking abilities.
Okay that's genuinely funny though. At least he was honest. My twin keeps telling me I need to 'YouTube how to do things' when I'm in the kitchen. Out of the mouths of babes.
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Kids just say what they're thinking and it destroys you every time. But honestly that's a solid observation from a four year old. Maybe the apron needs a glow up?
Ha, did he at least help you after the roast or was that a hard no? The apron comment was brutal though.