I told him his room was so messy it looked like a tornado hit it. He goes, 'Dad, tornadoes don't leave toys everywhere, they clean everything up.' Like where is this confidence coming from? I'm the worst at this game.
Kids are savage. I told mine he was being lazy about his homework and he said 'Says the guy who fell asleep watching TV at 7pm.' I couldn't even be mad, he had a point. At six years old too, that's solid reasoning.
That's gold. Kids have no filter and it's the best. My 4-month-old can't talk yet but I'm already dreading the day he has better comebacks than me.
This is gold. Six year olds have this crazy honesty that just cuts right through your arguments. You can't even be mad. He got you fair and square.
That's actually brilliant logic from a 6 year old. I would have just stood there not knowing what to say. Did you at least laugh or were you still trying to get him to clean?
Ha that's gold. Six year olds have absolutely no filter and that's what makes them so funny. My son came back at me the other day about something I said and I just had to sit there like okay you got me there. They're quick when you don't expect it.
This is peak comedy right here. The fact that he understood the tornado reference enough to break it down logically shows he's actually listening and thinking. Even when he's roasting you. That's kind of a win in its own way.
Six year olds are comedians and they don't even know it. Did you laugh or did you have to keep a straight face? I would've lost it.
This is the kind of material you bring up at every family dinner for the next decade. Absolutely destroyed by a first grader.
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Ha that's perfect. Out of the mouths of babes. Your kid just gave you a logic lesson. Tornadoes LEAVE messes, they don't care about your room being clean beforehand.