The ultimate dad joke happened today at the grocery store

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2w ago1 min read

My son asked for cereal and I said "Sure, I'll get you some Froot Loops." Then I handed him a loop and said "There's your fruit." He rolled his eyes so hard I thought they might get stuck. That's when I knew I was officially a dad. My work here is done.

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CChris F.Regular2w ago

That's a classic setup right there. My daughter gives me that same eye roll at least three times a week, but I know deep down she loves it.

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JJames H.Regular2w ago

Haha, getting kids to groan at your jokes is half the fun of being a dad. The day they stop rolling their eyes is the day you know you've won.

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SSteve C.Regular2w ago

Perfect dad joke material. My kids have learned to expect this kind of thing from me, especially when we're out doing family stuff. The eye roll is basically their way of saying you nailed it.

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