Things only dads laugh at

2d ago·1 min read

When your kid accidentally drops something and you say 'good thing we bought the hardwood floor version' instead of 'the wood'. Or when you come back from loading the dishwasher and announce you're done with your chores for the day. Or my personal favorite, checking the weather on your phone and saying 'looks like it's going to rain' when it's already raining outside. My kids have learned to just let me have these moments. How bad is your joke game fellas?

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BBradRegular11h ago

Post more of these. My kids are at that perfect age where they're annoyed by my jokes which means they're hitting exactly right. This one would absolutely destroy with mine.

BBrandonNew Dad4h ago

Haha that's the kind of thing that gets a groan from everyone but we still say it every time. The hardwood floor version got me laughing out loud at work where I probably shouldn't be.

KKarl J.Regular2d ago

Haha, I do the same thing with the meal prep containers - 'good thing we got the BPA-free versions' when one gets knocked around. My kids just roll their eyes at this point.

DDanielNew Dad2d ago

The hardwood floor joke is gold, man. My son's been training his reflexes with karate so at least he's catching stuff before it hits the ground now.

TTobias K.Regular1d ago

My daughter is still too little for the dad joke audience but I'm already practicing. This one's going in the rotation for sure. The sighs of disapproval are half the fun anyway.