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Things only dads think are funny

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2w ago1 min read

I laughed so hard at my own joke this morning that I woke up my kids. I told them I had the perfect setup for a dad joke and they all groaned before I even said it. So naturally I said it anyway. What do you call a sleeping bull? Dozer. My oldest told me he was embarrassed to be related to me. Mission accomplished. This is peak fatherhood right here. My jokes are so bad they're becoming a family tradition of cringing together.

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DDerek S.Regular2w ago

The fact that you set it up beforehand makes it even better. The anticipation is half the joke with kids.

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MMichaelRegular2w ago

Waking them up to deliver the punchline is peak dad energy. I do the same thing with my three kids and somehow they still fall for it every time.

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TTrent B.New Dad2w ago

That's the dream right there. Nothing better than laughing so hard at your own joke you can't even deliver it straight. Four kids here and I'm still trying to perfect that timing.

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